If you whisper the answer to a question to me when I get called on we’re friends
The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
I love this picture so, so much…. It’s just beautiful. Both of these girls are gorgeous and are out together with their messy buns and iphone and cigarettes and sunglasses and tattoos and black nailpolish and tan skin… I want to be them (minus cigarettes because that shit’s just disgusting. though artistic and beautiful, pretty stupid).
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
WHAT EVEN IS THAT PONY IS IT REAL
WHO CARES, IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY INSIDE ;3;
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy